Hugh Jackman Won’t Be Protecting Miley Cyrus On-Screen In ‘BodyGuard 2′
For those looking forward to a pedophilic remake of The Bodyguard, starring High Jackman, 40, and Miley Cyrus, 16, there’s been an interesting development: it was never actually in development.
According to WENN, a spokeperson for Jackman has called the rumors “totally false”. This can’t possibly come as a shock to anyone (even though I sort of fell for it at first). The marquee pairing seemed more like an Onion headline than a legitimate announcement. It would’ve been the grossest screen couple since Larry David and Evan Rachel Wood. Besides, after the Annie Leibovitz debacle, I don’t think that the Cyrus machine would do anything more to risk its squeaky clean image. It’s about money, not artistry.