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The Solution to President Obama’s Stress Related Weight Loss Is Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza

Headlines for First Lady Michelle Obama‘s workout with contestants of the NBC reality show The Biggest Loser were eclipsed by her husband’s own weight loss. Whether President Obama has in fact lost weight due to the stress of governing the country or simply taken his wife Michelle’s Let’s Move! initiative to heart, media outlets have been quick to point out his apparently slimmer appearance. The Drudge Report posted the above photo along with the headlines ‘Barack N’ Bones’ and  ‘SHOCK PHOTOS: Obama, Thin And Wasting Away’. Another recent Drudge headline, announcing Pizza Hut’s newly introduced hot dog stuffed crust pizza, offers the perfect cure. After a few slices of the fast food chain’s latest gut busting concoction, he’ll be loosening his belt and struggling to lift himself off the couch like the rest of America. If all else fails, he can try Pizza Hut’s Dinner Box or as a last resort, KFC’s much maligned breadless Double Down sandwich.

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